paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
FML
Cayey, Puerto Rico
Anger management
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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enonymous 9
There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...
matt1990 0
at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.
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Comments (169)
gruvychild 17
Well obviously something didn't settle right with you or you wouldn't have posted it! Now it's just figuring out why!
Sadochan 0
Get over it. How this got modded is a ******* mystery.
Sadochan 0
How you all think this is a proper FML is a ******* shame. It's not even an FML. Go **** yourselves.
Justine94_x 31
*cringe*
sez_666 2
get out of the ******* house!!!!
fxckyou_ 0
tbh, when your drunk it's not all sober thoughts that come out, so I wouldn't be so worried about it...I know I speak some crap when I'm drunk!
Maciejas 8
Nah, don't worry. You ain't, coz you're not Mims.
creedaddict 9
awwwww incest let's just blame it on the drink lol
Anteezy 7
I'm guessing this FML was submitted by a guy.
minidinosaurgoes 9
yes, a guy named paige. totally
Wiggy_78 0
I think it's uncomfortable and awkward.
daminantion 14
how is this at all an FML? that's like replying when someone asks "is your sister hot?" like it or not some people have attractive family members; all you American twits need to learn to shut up and take a compliment, jesus
minidinosaurgoes 9
the real FML here:: someone has to be drunk to call you hot...
bubbabaked 0
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