paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
FML
Cayey, Puerto Rico
Anger management
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Anonymous
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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enonymous 9
There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...
matt1990 0
at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.
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experience333 0
stfu and wincest
enonymous 9
There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...
sexyjake666 0
WTF?
ShadyFTW1 0
lol
funnycowftw 0
yes.
Niaa_fml 0
This is by far one of the best comments ever xD
sarapsosis 1
LMAO
creepycreek 6
Would you rather hear it from your drunk mother?
CloWn_TroLLin 0
well to be honest I would love to hear it from YOUR mother you fat leprechaun!!!
jbtheone_fml 5
are you upset cause he's the only one to ever tell you that? if so f it and go with it.
SuperNova69 0
well on the bright side he could of tryed raping you. take the compliment and never bring it up again.
brighteyes81 0
Yes, on the bright side he didn't molest you from the age of two. Bright side: didn't **** ur younger sister after and make you watch, then do it again and again, then as a teen take a shit on ur chest and chilidog **** ur ****, then kill ur dog, then **** ur dog, then make u eat ur shit, then get a pilots license, then fly a plain into your window, then blow up your moms house, then conquer the world and kill all the minorities, then fight Gondi and win then kill God! Yes the run on is about as stupid as your ^ comment. FML
Mistery510 6
in some places ppl like that incest shit
jess6blondie9 3
Nasty. I couldn't ever imagine having incest with a member of my family. That's wrong on so many fricken levels.
Bogrollbloke 4
It would be hard to be involved in incest with someone outside your family tbh.
MoxyMo 0
They say "drunk words are sober thoughts" ...FYL
PassTheDutch 0
you just made this FML alot more disturbing.
PassTheDutch 0
He's probably gunna regret it more than you if he even remembers. I thought people knew not to take drunk people seriously.
Decodedman 1
It's a compliment. Just say thanks, scoot over so he can snuggle in and go back to sleep...
Dean_king 0
send a pic and we'll all tell you if his right lol....
superflyman 0
:)
bballrox1on1 1
:)