Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, after spending the past four days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law patted my head and said, "I'll go get some salt." FML
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pepetto 0
you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.
Mandy_fml 0
That's sad, your poor dad :(
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Comments (179)
blastvortex 4
Wow. You both got hit with instant karma. Poetic justice sucks, doesn't it? Have fun sorting that one out.
vvbrittxv 0
wow you're a bitch.
azreal_13 0
lucky maybe you'll get your way more often
JDub0928 0
who can't get up beacause a broken rib. your dad must be like 80
marquisallover 0
you should of listened to what the screams where because although i dont want to hear what people are screaming about i always take a listen and if it's nothing important then i go back to what im doing
calibabe4real 0
your abd ass hole!
Lewnna 0
Asshole. D:<
Professor59 2
This dude's FML for next week: Today, I found out my key doesn't work on my front door anymore. My parents changed the locks. The good news is, they put my iPhone in the box of my crap that was on the porch.
ilyilyilyx3 0
bitch xD
VulcanCrist 0
never walk away mad. you never know what could happen