Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
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Top comments
superrocket19 17
I'm sorry op... Hopefully your leg gets better!
stupidface15 16
who won
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superrocket19 17
I'm sorry op... Hopefully your leg gets better!
gjikvtj 18
Oh doggum, he was just pulling her leg
AlwaysWatching 27
You mean #9
jstorie95 8
Did you finally get to the hospital?
gjikvtj 18
This was actually typed with a broken leg and tears on the phone screen
Ian7890 23
#8 your profile pic confused me. i thought there was something on my screen
B1GK3N 8
#8 you got me twice on the first two comments... -_- anyway, OP I hope you have a speedy recovery!
Blaphlafagus 19
Some say she still sits in that car to this day..
Miss_Whipped 43
Clearly this was the best time to rain down a shit storm.
tpm45 25
According to OP, it most certainly was not.
DLBL 23
Way to shit on a funny comment.
stupidface15 16
who won
IllestRated 17
Her leg
J215B 33
The stairs.
Rainhawk94 27
The dog
Mii99 16
Why not both?
Mii99 16
Well this is awkward..
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
How is it awkward?
emily4040 18
I agree with #39 how is it awkward?
Rozay333 36
Wow, that's suckish. Sorry OP. I hope you eventually got to a hospital to get your leg checked out.
bcofelia 22
Here come the shitty puns.
stupidface15 16
this could be a sticky situation
tpm45 25
OP shouldn't have to put up with this shit.
tpm45 25
Clearly shit takes priority above all.
spignona84 11
Dogs ******** on your lawn is pretty ******* annoying
TisAPenguin 16
I would have let out a blood-curdling scream a couple minutes in.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree, I would've been screaming, crying, honking the horn, anything to get him moving. It makes me wonder if the OP just say there quietly, patiently waiting? If so, than I guess the pain had subsided by then?
TisAPenguin 16
I was wondering if maybe the father doesn't respond well to being interrupted, regardless of the situation. I've know people with parents that will put off their kids' needs for something totally unimportant.