Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
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Top comments
MrWombastic 0
Win! Your dad probably assumed you had brains!
RedSnappah 0
Well your just a dumbass YDI
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Comments (105)
RedSnappah 0
Well your just a dumbass YDI
im2good25 0
daddy's little girl
Hanban 0
This is the example of either a "like father, like offspring" or "family dares gone wrong".
B0ned 0
YDI for failing.
tweetbaby14 18
youre the dumbass that decided to jump
cartermc17 0
haha asshole dad but ur an idiot z
_swimcutie_ 0
Ehhh, well considering that he was dumb enough to actually jump off the roof to prove himself to his DAD!!??? Yes he is a dumbass. And that is the end of that.
crazycornn 0
lol 19 I agree
ButtNekked 0
Why where you shoveling snow off the roof....?
ImaginaryFoe 1
You're blaming your dad because he thought you had some sense? FHL
kukri187 12
@41, some places get so much snow it can collapse a roof.
reyemrein 0
How did anyone vote agree for this? It is obviously their fault. Anyone old enough to shovel snow off a roof is old enough to know not to jump off of one. Even if there had been six feet of ideally packed snow you still would have gotten hurt because snow is just a bunch of tiny ice cubes with slot of air inbetween them.
VoodooGypsy 2
wow...how high is everybody's roofs? i can jump off my roof in the summer no problem. Have people here never lived a little on the slightly-dangerous side of life? I think this is more of FHL. and it's a girl for those who said "he".
khung835 6
I think he jumped off ON his back :D
fmlsoobad 0
it's a girl dumasses
ILikePopCorn 0
congradulations OP you have acomplished a whole new level of stupidity.
Emily9352 13
If I were you, I wouldn't be calling anyone else a dumbass if I couldn't even use the correct form of you're*.
Benpie 22
*you're
MrWombastic 0
Win! Your dad probably assumed you had brains!
gorillaz_fml 0
he didn't think you were that stupid to actually jump
aussie_girl_fml_fml 0
yeah, ydi for jumping off a roof in the first place. idiot.
Tabbykat9698 0
Didn't you know the snow was packed when you WALKED ON IT?
theian01 3
My thoughts exactly >_>
katplayer 4
Well, it's really a complex idea that I don't expect everyone to understand, but maybe they, I don't know, shoveled their walkway first? Or maybe they got onto the roof through the house and hadn't walked on it yet? Really, try thinking of all the possibilities before being so accusatory.
reyemrein 0
weather or not they had already walked on it, she is still a dumbass for JUMPING OFF THE ROOF
heyred 11
Some people shouldn't be walking around unsupervised.
XR6Falcon 0
well done champ! really, that was stupid.
babybubz 0
you sound special
Ragna_fml 0
Special little snowflake, how about we get that cheese now? Who is a special girl? yes thats right, yes thats right. You are!
purplemnm 9
DOING STUPID STUFF DOES NOT GET YOU ON JACKASS!!!
NIRVANAfan123 0
FAIL
emilily23421 0
purple, you're a dumbass.
purplemnm 9
so is your dad...he didn't know which hole to put it in
blocparty 0
It might not get you on Jackass but it will get you on Nitro Circus.
mp73 0
some people are just born stupid