Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, after spending the past four days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law patted my head and said, "I'll go get some salt." FML
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pepetto 0
you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.
Mandy_fml 0
That's sad, your poor dad :(
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Comments (179)
WhoDatNation96 0
Congrats you're an asshole:)!
367bri879 0
ur dad should be saying fml not u
Dahughster 0
Today my daughter was arguing with me. Then we went outside to shovel the ice. Then i fell over on my ribs and the dumb bitch wouldn't help me up. FML
GreatestEver 0
sounds like a win for you in my book
Life_Just_Suxx 0
YDI you little shit, just be glad he didn't snap his neck or spine. It doesn't matter who you are. Your parents brought you in this world so be grateful for every little thing they do your for your sorry ass. I hope he wooped your ass after wards.
561Girl 0
Lmao too funny! Hey I'm new to FML..can someone tell me what a "noob" is?
Clauds23 0
Pendatic= Win ;D
tuninggamer 0
fck your life? how about your dad's life?! YDI
MyKillz 0
You should go rot in hell for that! Gj
roflwaffles95 0
dumbass
oNikkio 0
He Deserves It.