Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
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Top comments
daybid 7
Well that stinks!
anzie_fml 9
That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o
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Comments (137)
Sperino 4
Well we all know that this isn't a true story because everyone knows that girls don't fart. Lol
ReNaE96 2
Haga funny :)
YummiGummi 0
Hagagagagaga
chels1994 11
A "crush" that's grabs your ass...something about this seems too touchy feely
EmilyKathryn 0
That's something i'd do.. :p
Soreeyeah 17
Defense mechanism? Lol
totalnewbeeee 1
A farts a fart everyone does it obviously you do and so does he and if he can't realize that then **** him
Akharr01 5
How old are you that whenever you are scared you fart?
PoeSlayer 0
Wow, what a perv.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Well you must have had a nice behind for him to get the impulse to grab, so.... at least you have a nice ass? Eh?
missalice0306 19
He probably thought that was a comeback to him grabbing your ass. You don't want to date guys like that anyway.