Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
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alissa_roar 6
Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.
saIty 17
Wearing clothes and acting like a normal person is too mainstream.
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Comments (62)
MoneyStacks 4
42- your retarded
PixelNoob 11
FYL. Not only are your parents terrible enough to let their 16-year-old have his/her crush over for a "sleepover," but they think it's appropriate to be naked in front of both of you. The hell is wrong with people today? Then again, you kinda deserve it for being a smart-ass to them after they said yes to such a request.
xcheshirecat 11
You know that we don't live in 1800 anymore ?
DocBastard 40
I'm sorry, did I read the same FML you did? Where did you get that OP is 16? How do you know OP isn't 27 and still living at home? And what exactly is so wrong about seeing the naked human body?
saidoh_fml 26
We know bc the OP says so in comment 49.
Random_Red 12
Your parents are my heroes!
buckdharma 38
sounds like this might be Cacciatore rape...
winkydog4056 16
Anyone up for Strip Chicken Dance?
buckdharma 38
Q. Why did the crush cross the road ? A. To get away from the naked chickens.
NeoMagnetica 5
Cluck.... Cluck!
abbylauren2013 5
Well I'd say "finally agreed" doesn't sound like a good start to a relationship anyways.
aerogxt 7
We must be related. I do that every Tuesday and Thursday.
eerin444 5
Your parent are awesome!! Ha jk