Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
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alissa_roar 6
Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.
saIty 17
Wearing clothes and acting like a normal person is too mainstream.
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Comments (62)
Omni7 11
Tell them its ok now keep this in your mind when they have something important going on hell bring water ballons of hotsauce and pee if your gonna get grouned earn that shit
ADIT_MAN 4
You shouldn't have brought him until you knew your parents were not going to be there
janah_fml 5
that's really funny
Ermahgerd 4
clothes? to mainstream.
sweetcatastroph3 9
Am I seriously the only one here who thinks this FML is 100% fake? Come on now, a RANSOM CRUSH spending the night at your parents', then you ask them to act normal and they go NAKED and start acting like CHICKENS? and all you do is post a FML? If that was actually real I'm sure you'd be too busy trying to get the hell out of there and not being on the internet talking about it.
alexstylespayne 6
Either your lying to get votes or your parents have mental issues
taintedtruffle 42
you kinda asked for it with that request...
Jazzy793 16
I can't be the only to think this sounds completely made up
Xkillz302 10
Your parents sound like a blast
zoelog 10
right