frmitalywithlove
United States
Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucking teen cunts
Chatswood, Australia
Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
Baikal
Singapore
Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML
TecheyTim
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Latham, United States
No joking allowed
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Anonymous
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Dumped
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
mini matthylde
Nantes, France
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
phansmootchie
United States
On the hook
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Anonymous
It's always in the most obvious place
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
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SARSvirus79 0
So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.
AKskier1 0
in short too. it's all goods
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sourgirl101 29
She's not asking how to get her keys back, people! The FML is about being made fun of for being short. I'm short too, just not that short. Damn!(:FYL
hahaLexinater 0
me-dude why you so tall? you-dude why you so short?
nicole317 0
awe thats terrible but funny! Just get him with good pay back! haha.
SoFreshAndYetDep 0
Does your temper match your height?
Jaykayfu 0
Hm, does the grass tickle your nutsack ?
unfortunate_13 5
since when do women have a nutsack?
Jaykayfu 0
Ok then--does the grass tickle your pussy ?
unfortunate_13 5
does your stupidity tickle your brain cells?
nokel11 7
haha!
Jaykayfu 0
First of all, I didn't know she was a woman . I don't bother reading many people's comments either . So sit back down child and enjoy the comment because it is totally unnecessary to correct a joke . Finally, who cares if she's female--she's still short and the joke can just comply to short people . Yes, all short people have nutsacks .
grandpaearthling 2
get the other members of the lollipop guild to help plan your revenge. I mean, like, how high are the shelves in that tree anyway. you can only stack cookies so high.
therealsuperman 0
don't get short with him, he's just having fun
Kyledude 0
Bad times. I'm 5'11 so I don't feel your pain :) just grab some ladders..
JanisEvans 10
I actually find 5'11 pretty short for a dude... No offense.
melibear89 7
find a hot tall guy to get them down for you.
Yes_I_Own_It 0
that shit is funny