frmitalywithlove
United States
Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fucking teen cunts
Chatswood, Australia
Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
Baikal
Singapore
Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML
TecheyTim
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Latham, United States
No joking allowed
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Anonymous
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Dumped
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
mini matthylde
Nantes, France
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
phansmootchie
United States
On the hook
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Anonymous
It's always in the most obvious place
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Top comments
SARSvirus79 0
So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.
AKskier1 0
in short too. it's all goods
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seven_to_twelve 3
I feel your pain. I am only a single inch taller than you, and in my apartment are a few shelves I can't reach.
evybeth 0
im a shorty too... i feel ur pain >_< hehe
Draminicaus 0
there's nothing wrong with being short. lol I'm a decently-sized dude. It's not that special. lol
moneygod 0
but your hot
CallMeHush 1
See... he was right.
maybaybe 0
I agree with #6, head butt that douche bag in the balls! Then when you get your keys back, key his car... If you're really angry.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Really? Key his car? Over a small prank? OP don't listen to #19. Causing damage to a car over a something silly as him throwing keys up on the top shelf is just ridiculous.
underguarded 20
This is where the skill of stilt walking comes into play.
sux2Bmeeh 0
aww that sucks .. lol I'm short too haha , grab a chair or something :)
LoveMySoldier82 0
Grab a good looking tall guy. Then ask him to get your keys haha
dnljcbsn 0
awa you r ok just a little jk buy can you ride the rids at the amusement park
FYLDeep 26
She can't go on the big girl coasters yet though. Er, wait a sec... Ride the kids? What kind of ****** up Michael Jackson amusement park are you going to?
hoogapooga 0
'Rids', not 'Kids'. what kind of ******-up mind do you have?
FYLDeep 26
No, I have to at least attempt to make out what he was trying to say.
hoogapooga 0
You commented earlier that the OP can't go on the 'big girl coasters' yet. That shows you'd correctly interpreted that the misspelled 'rids' was to be 'rides', not 'kids'. Then immediately after that you, I'm guessing, read the post again and interpreted 'rids' as 'kids'. Sorry man, but you have a sick mind. And next time you try to cover your asse, make it more believable (:
FYLDeep 26
It's an off by one scenario either way, and I covered both interpretations in the original comment.
joesterjoe 7
Omg I'm an inch and taller than u it sucks being short
CiaraLovesYouu 0
Hey, dumbass. Simply get a chair.
akd1v 0
agreed, short people are dumb
lacrossekid 0
think of it on the bright side ... don't have to get on your knees to give gummers