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Leeds, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML
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The_Sewage_King 9
Dammit, where's my eye bleach?
abNormal62 23
Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?
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Galym3d3 18
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Hey, maybe she's into anal...-
Tripartita 45
So she'd either be extra disappointed that his anus was currently obstructed, or unfazed by the whole thing if she wanted to be on the receiving end.
The_Sewage_King 9
Dammit, where's my eye bleach?
Welshite 40
You're the Sewage King! You thrive on this sort of thing.
crethan33 6
for best results you should taste it first just to make sure it is'nt expired.
mea96 9
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Wow. I literally have no words.
Tripartita 45
Could've fooled me.
yenze 18
#3 You literally have 6 words (in the comment)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Then why bother commenting?
NYM88 26
Don't get too butt hurt about it!
joshszz_fml 27
Thanks for that mental image.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Somehow my breakfast looked more delicious before I have read this FML and got this mental image.
james_logan 19
No more dynamite tacos for you
CamBamShamDaMan 26
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Ummm.... Ok...
dontknow1 19
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That was unprofessional from her.
igive 29
She was just stating the facts man.
FacesOfHumanity 14
She was doing her job, if anything it would be professional.
abNormal62 23
Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?
vikky538 29
There were butts i guess!
EnvyMe33 26
Lol
cacheson 42
Hemorrhoids suck a lot. In any case, I wouldn't worry too much about the nurse, she's probably seen way worse things than a giant hemorrhoid.