Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
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netflixislove 32
What an asshole…
KhaleesiDannie 26
You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business
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Comments (55)
ajs1987 15
Another possible reply, "Because it really wouldn't be fair to people like you if I was this awesome AND skinny."
anabanana101 15
Wow so rude
TheMalygos 21
Or when she asks why your taking her food, you could say it's because your working so hard
xebi 4
I think it's HER life that sucks. If she truly believes that thinner = better, then she'll never be able to relax in her own body and will spend her life alienating less superficial, cooler people like you.
thatcoolguy123 14
Coworkers should be minding their own business. They shouldn't talk about other people's personal lifestyle. If she wants to be a super skinny scumbag then let her be.
barney_stinson1 11
Na be like no but you should tho and if not then be like what I do is my own business and I might report you to human resources
adam_nvx 19
This could have been a good thing, at least initially. perhaps the coworker thought the OP looked like they lost weight, figured if she lost that much weight so quickly, she must have been on a diet. On the other hand, OP could have made the best of it and replied "because I'm beautiful the way I am, thanks".
cloud1606 0
Just say sorry I'm too busy shoving this triple cheeseburger up your ass
AgreeMyLifeSucks 1
try not to take it personally every can use a diet
zman92 13
shots fired!