Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
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netflixislove 32
What an asshole…
KhaleesiDannie 26
You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business
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Comments (55)
BlondePsycho 43
"Because I get alot of exercise banging your mother." Would have been the right answer
countrygirl09199 13
What a bitch! That's not something I would ever say to anyone let alone my coworkers. You have to see them everyday why make them miserable and self conscious?
star_dust_babe 12
Why aren't you? ? jk
StellaNox 16
I would say yes, then go home and raid the fridge and shelves for leftover snacks. The candy diet, now thats one I can stick to!
NoMapToBuy 14
They are just looking out for your well being lol
Zetaglobin 5
Regardless of the context, unsolicited advice on weight is never fun, whether it's about how you eat too little, or too much. Sorry you had to deal with that OP
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Bitch move
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Well, that was several brands of bitchy. Whether you're on a diet or not, or would ever be planning to go on on, is none of her business. Heck, if it were me I'd report her about it.
Amandallynn 9
oooh. that one would set me off. how blatantly rude can u get? you have got to stay away from her. shes obviously got personal issues that cause her to feel good about belittling you. none of her damn business.
victoriaasfml 8
Urgh, tell her looking at her puts you off your dinner anyway! She needs to work on her personality!