Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
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netflixislove 32
What an asshole…
KhaleesiDannie 26
You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business
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Comments (55)
shfs2010 4
Does she have a point? Honesty is the best policy. Even the passive aggressive kind.
Wolfparable 22
Honesty is nice but not in a situation like this where she is basically insulting a friend or colleague. Even if it was true the person she is telling likely knows and either is okay with it or would be embarrassed to have it pointed out like this. Basically honesty is nice but it's best used in conjunction with considering the other parties feelings
Spadoinkle 10
You should have said that your resolution was to not be a rude, nosy bitch and then walked away.
justinccp 8
What a support system haha
mt631 18
Gotta love coworkers who can't mind their own business.
blondeamazonian 18
Uh, rude. There are some things you just don't comment on, and that is definitely one on them.
mct_1087 27
"Because I don't listen to assholes like you who try to lower my self esteem" would be the answer. FYL.
vikky538 29
well OP..there are people who think that going on diet is a trend and everyone has to follow that...screq them and follow what ever it fells good for you...
RobinGoodfellow 47
Yeah, screq them to bits.
aylind 18
Time to cut a bitch. Better yet, tell her that her New Year's resolution should be to learn to mind her own damn business.
hurley12 30
She's just rude. If you're happy with your body who cares what she thinks.
ajs1987 15
Your reply to her is "Because I'm awesome and if I became a skinny, superficial bitch, LIKE YOU ARE, I think I'd probably want to eat a shotgun shell."