Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my housemate yelled at me because I'm "ignoring" her and it makes her feel "rejected and hated." Last week, she yelled at me for saying hello, and told me not to speak to her unless she spoke to me first, because she was "stressed out" and "can't be disturbed." I can't take her mood swings any more. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML
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Top comments
allykaymorris 24
Silent but deadly. Apparently.
lui_pg 21
Kick her out for talking to you
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Comments (50)
Goblin182 27
Its not what you don't say, its how you don't say it.
SexyQueen0905 24
That's quite an accomplishment not to speak to someone you live with for that long.
LazyFlan 11
Maybe she heard you talking to someone else and that conversation made her uncomfortable
Metalslipp 15
Silence speaks louder than words, don't ya know?
Zebediabolical 45
Maybe she was referring to 'what you say' on the internet.
LPac5295 27
Maybe the silence is what makes her uncomfortable. Try to befriend your roommate since you'll be living with them for the semester.
int15 18
Did she retreat to her safe space?
tlnorman 18
She can't kick you out if you're on the rental agreement but if she's harassing you, you can make a formal complaint to any tenancy branch that deals with renter agreement/dispute type issues and just explain to them she affects your daily enjoyment of the rental spca, and is attempting to bar you from the apartment which is illegal. She sounds like a head case.
genshift 8
I think that she's trying to say that the silence is deafening.
MitiMiki 16
How can you not talk to your room mate? You two need to sit down and either work it out or come up with an exit strategy. Nobody wants live in silence, walking on eggshells.
leogachi 15
@26 Living in silence doesn't necessarily mean walking on egg shells. Maybe Op considered it to be a comfortable silence. If the roommate didn't, she should have said something.