Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my housemate yelled at me because I'm "ignoring" her and it makes her feel "rejected and hated." Last week, she yelled at me for saying hello, and told me not to speak to her unless she spoke to me first, because she was "stressed out" and "can't be disturbed." I can't take her mood swings any more. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML
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Top comments
allykaymorris 24
Silent but deadly. Apparently.
lui_pg 21
Kick her out for talking to you
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Comments (50)
xsydneyx123 28
Did she speak to you in Mongolian?
Whatapuffchild 23
Just say you feel sick every time you look at her. She needs to get out ASAP.
Witchylady 18
Silence speaks a thousand words. And silence makes anyone uncomfortable
RebeccaRFT 18
How do you not speak for 3 months and live in the same house?
gobiteme2 34
It's not your fault that when you talk in your sleep it really doesn't mean you are going to muder them.
somelildude 14
Maybe it's not what you said , but what you didn't say, m'kay?
LeGly 5
Forgive me, but I'm having a hard time believing that in a three month period, you and your roommate have interacted that little.
MenAreFromVegas 5
Looks like your roommate has a case of the Specials. They're so special they can't be made uncomfortable by anything, ever, or that thing must be stopped. Maybe they should go live in a ******* bubble.
deminchic 22
You're the kind of roommates that RAs ******* HATE with a passion. Seriously, ******* talk to your roommate.
TurtleTim 10
She was so pissed she didn't talk to you for 3 months