Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
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Top comments
Lick_yer_face 0
Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T **** my life. :-P
allie2590 31
Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.
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Comments (70)
daddy_fml 0
Oh sweetheart, you can send me naked pics of you.
Alicia_Raven7 0
you're ******* weird.
gaganinia 14
ewww :/
EvilCupcake8361 9
go turn yourself in while you can
Warlock_fml 0
I'd be happy to see you naked. And sorry if I don't have any sympathy for you, but it's been 7 years since a girl has seen my naked.
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
well you beat me, my record was 3years
allanaskye 0
haha, I win no guys ever seen me naked.
allanaskye 0
haha, I win no guys ever seen me naked.
josey_wales 0
How is that a win....?
josey_wales 0
Hey cherrybomb, take your own advice and stfu. Because the main point is if 2 months are killing her, how big a ***** is this chic?
ifeedhobos 0
The cat was jealous that you have more body hair/fur than it does. :)
Linkshot 0
If you're normally self-conscious, it's bound to happen. There are really two sides to this: 1) You're taking it slow and not rushing anything. Good for you. Don't let hormones rule your love life. 2) Okay, if you want to be a big hit around the men, be a little more open. Shouldn't hurt. Maybe you're just sad nobody wants to bust open your lock? :/
Comodesi 0
You could totally avoid that by placing a sandbox in the corner of your bathroom!
Shwanzy 0
Its time to go outside naked...
genius_man16 1
lol, 2 months? come on now, get real. That's hardly that big of a deal. And anyway, if you really want someone to see you nekked, just go to a club.
Zic_fml 7
yet another I-don't-want-to-do-something-about-my-life FML. Hell, at least getting off isn't so hard for women nowadays!
SirMeows 1
honestly, who on earth makes their pick of Neil Patrick Harris
tgreene12 0
haha my cat oliver does the exact same thing except he gets into the shower with me and then after seeing me leaves and scratches at the door to get out...gotta love cats
Scars_fml 4
You're a *****!