Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
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Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got a new mattress delivered to my house. Didn’t have it on the frame for more than 5 minutes before my cat had already pissed on it. FML
Today, my brother’s cat pissed on my brand new bed. He refuses to replace the mattress, and claims it wasn’t his cat. We only have one cat. FML
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive orthopedic bed because I felt bad that he was getting older. He sniffed it for 5 seconds, walked away, and spent the night sleeping on the cardboard box it came in. Apparently, the box has better lumbar support. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You need to explain to the cat that it's a bed and that it was expensive. They can't figure this shit out on their own.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Clean it well, then put some of his toys in it so it starts to smell like him. Maybe he'll take to it.
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Comments (16)
jvanevery 19
get a box with two or three inch walls and put it on the higgest place you can find in your house cars love that
WildJubeJube 16
OP Here, I didn't make an account until now because I didn't think it would be published. My cat never does this, as he is 9 years old I'm sure it comes with age and confused him. I threw the bed out and he went back to his old disformed bed, which I'm replacing AGAIN. Wish me luck, this better not happen again.
middlenamefrank 8
Instead of buying him an expensive new bed, make a commitment to keep his litter box clean and you won't have that problem. One of the best features about cats is they love to use a litter box...but not if you never clean it out!
Angreal 14
it's a lost cause. The internet has proved that cats are loveable arseholes (mine included) and fancy cat stuff is purely for decoration. Bed/sofa/window ledge/pile of shoes/entirely random floor spot facing random direction are all superior to fancy cat bed!