Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML
Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Top comments
CitrusGirl 0
That cat's a pussy.
aryan_chris 0
Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...
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Comments (296)
chanta24 10
that's SO sad, I've lost pets before and it sucks :(
docscientist 10
I wonder what the toast mortem autopsy will show.
powerhawk18 0
sounds like a lie
marble180 0
aww
lolwutdino 9
is it bad that I laughed?
bugwub 0
So FUNNY!
GreenGecko555 0
This is just one of the posts where I think to myself "How can someone deserve this?" Honestly 241 people clicked you totally deserved it, when I dont see how ANYONE could deserve something like this... Then people comment like "YDI for buying a cat" or "YDI for being stupid" it really annoys me
JJ1989 6
I love your picture(:
angel2293 0
haha datz a good 1
l0lkitteh 0
Aww, no! But I laughed, I am going to Hell :)