Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML
Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Top comments
CitrusGirl 0
That cat's a pussy.
aryan_chris 0
Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...
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Comments (296)
XoOxKaiRaWrxOoX 0
along with two sides toast...
MIZZIMANI310 0
that's soooo kool
twirlingqueen4u 0
I like what u did there. maybe that person should take over the company. ;)
wettcherry 0
I feel bad 4 u but this is hilarious. especially sum of these comments, wow. sorry 4 ur lost but I, cant, stop, laughin!!
twirlingqueen4u 0
I like what u did there. maybe that person should take over the company. ;)
sexybeastsexybea 0
awww... that's really sad. sry op.
twirlingqueen4u 0
I like what u did there. maybe that person should take over the company. ;)
MR1865 0
Your cat did not die of heart attack. No offense but if you knew anything about veterinary medicine you would know cats cannot physically get heart attacks. Your cat dying as the toaster went off, just a sad coincidence.
cybermolly10 7
I just assumed you were wrong, until I googled that. Cats very rarely get heart attacks because they aren't susceptible to coronary blockage. And that is what I learned today.
BabyBlaze 0
What a pussy. Haha.
riverrat0195 0
I'm sorry for your loss but that's hilarious!