Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead? Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.
Rainhawk94 27
Today the pant leg, tomorrow, the world
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Comments (45)
sweetestbitcheva 14
Your cat was just showing love! In it's evil way.
PaulieXP 16
In Soviet Russia(and everywheren else) cat owns you!
Simbaby 23
Hopefully the scratches weren't bad!
tbro47 23
Yea cats are evil little bastards. If house cats were bigger like a lion they'd eat us as easily as they rub up against your leg when they want food
metalhead4740 14
Maybe old habits really do die hard...
acetl87 12
Good.
False_Stupidity 42
Everyone seems to be assuming the OP was wearing the pants while asleep. I imagined them hanging over the back of a chair or something ready to wear the next day and the FML being about the cat shredding the pants instead of its post. We need a follow up to see whose right.
FlamingJazkinz 15
Kuddos to you for not resorting to de-clawing. Ask your vet; they should be able to teach you how to trim a cats claws.