Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me, and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
Ellimac21 14
Do you know this person? If not, just block him. If you can't block him, say you have saved the screenshots and will go to the police for harassment if he does not stop.
RichardPencil 32
Did you tell him you're asexual? That's a real boner-killer. He'll move on soon enough.
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Comments (6)
Ellimac21 14
Do you know this person? If not, just block him. If you can't block him, say you have saved the screenshots and will go to the police for harassment if he does not stop.
JimmyOblues 6
Yyg see sex get f for
RichardPencil 32
Did you tell him you're asexual? That's a real boner-killer. He'll move on soon enough.
GamineHoyden 2
Unfortunately, for some telling them that you're asexual or gay makes it a challenge. From the sound of it, this is one of those people.
randybryant799 21
Good grief. Block him. easy solution.
Aurora25 29
block them then
GamineHoyden 2
Document everything. Film every in person interaction. When asked why you are filming every interaction tell him because his behavior is and has been unacceptable and you are documenting it in order to get protection.