Argh
Saivres, France
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
LockedOut
United States
Mass effect
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
burning balls of fuck this
Oakton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
losing the plot
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Top comments
Boopycat 15
How does one **** up that badly?
kotana191 8
I guess all you can do is try to get in whichever one that will cause the least amount of damage to break into:/
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Comments (108)
ninja_dae 11
time to brake into one of them or call for help
semajxcon 6
I've called the local police department when I locked my keys in my truck. free of charge.
raytyler26 16
I don't think anyone realizes that the house keys and car keys are supposed to be attached..
4ml 8
Brick+window=keys!
jjmiller1001 17
so your first thought was to whip out your phone and post it on FML. Brilliant!
BlesstheSilence 11
How in the actual **** did you manage that?! Just how? I want a follow up of this FML!
mythicaltimes 15
who uses 2 sets of keys for those things?
RedPillSucks 33
People who are too unorganized to put the sets of keys together. My wife does this also and it drives me crazy. Or maybe OP didn't want to be in a situation where losing a set of keys meant losing both car and house keys.
Jakefromstate 7
Thats why i have my house and car keys on same key chain.
baxeh 29
Twist - none of them were locked
gAt_d 26
Cocaine is a helluva drug...