Argh
Saivres, France
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
LockedOut
United States
Mass effect
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
burning balls of fuck this
Oakton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
losing the plot
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Top comments
Boopycat 15
How does one **** up that badly?
kotana191 8
I guess all you can do is try to get in whichever one that will cause the least amount of damage to break into:/
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Comments (108)
Ozzien 26
You write very well.
hannahsnyder69 16
Just pull a Matilda and stare intensely at the keys till they levitate and fly to you
LowExpectations 30
Even if OP could do that they would still have to break through the window.
rockfreak333 7
That was really well said
masterof1 7
Next time keep a spare house key........... i suggest breaking a small house window, or breaking a small pane to unlock it instead of smashing a whole window. Car windows are hecha expensive
Sports_guy3 28
Nice job, OP. It's takes a lot of skill to pull that off.
olpally 33
Double kill. Wow op, lol. Good luck with that. Argh is such an appropriate username!
bluejoy 10
Don't u have spare keys or u can just break the windows to get them
Dashelle 25
Are they both locked?
omgcyndaquil 23
Obviously...
Futacy 30
Use your brain.
buckdharma 38
Mother said there be days like this. Do you still have your phone? Call your Mother.
metalwolf 17
and this is why i keep spare keys in my wallet
justmeCee 16
Probably not the greatest idea to leave your keys in your wallet #40. If you lose your wallet or it gets stolen then you have just given a stranger your house keys along with your home address that would be on your drivers licence. Lol...Just sayin'.