Argh
Saivres, France
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
LockedOut
United States
Mass effect
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
burning balls of fuck this
Oakton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
losing the plot
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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Boopycat 15
How does one **** up that badly?
kotana191 8
I guess all you can do is try to get in whichever one that will cause the least amount of damage to break into:/
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worldclassrager 41
Roadside assistance to the rescue! Did you check for an open window?
perdix 31
Maybe your dad has them -- did you just play a "friendly prank" on him?
stereotype101 7
The most important thing. You have your phone. Can you connect to your wifi from outside?
FrankHotpants 31
This is why I'm glad my car won't let me do that.
cnparks1990 9
pick the lock
JhovannyA 7
You live alone? Does anyone have keys to help you into the house? If no, call the locksmith and receive help. I know people forget things but this is a first for me to hear this.
nopasanada 3
i think the question is who keeps their house keys and car keys in different keychains?????
LA_Barbie 11
Exactly what I was wondering!
nyellow 6
Break a window
Haileyweber 4
how exactly would this even happen?
hobojo69 23
Well at least you have your phone to post this fml lol... Maybe try putting down the phone and trying to fix your problem lol