Anonymous
United States
Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, my car crapped out in the middle of the road, after over a year of only being able to find short contract jobs, all while juggling the grief of the back to back deaths of my mother and grandfather. FML
MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS
United Kingdom
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
spenmy
United States
Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
Jerry
Such a Jerry thing to do...
Today, I woke up and realized I didn't start a fire last night. I live in Alaska and our winter nights can reach -30 below zero. My fish are dead, my plasma television won't turn on, and the cat has frostbite. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
IGoOutWalking
United States
Drama kings and queens unite!
Today, I was doing some routine maintenance on my car when a radiator connector broke unexpectedly. I realized I'd rather walk 3 miles in freezing temperatures than call my nearest friends for a ride and have to listen to their drama. FML
ThanatosSG9
Today, I took my car into the mechanic to have two tires and battery put in, all new. I later got a call saying they tried to start my car on the dead battery, which sparked and started a fire. It's gonna take two weeks to get the parts and it's minus 30 outside. FML
j
Canada
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Keira McArthur
Today, my car fob died on me when I was going to get donations because my house burnt down two days ago, FML
XmasGrinch
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Have yourself a merry little Xmas
Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML
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Matias_Says_FML 4
Poor pizzas.
GlacierNerd 2
Ouuch. I live in Alaska too (Fairbanks). Not good when the weather's -40! I hope you get it fixed soon haha
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arkofak 4
hmm where in Alaska im kinda hungry
kachowak 0
haha move to wasilla the wind blew all our snow away. it's like fall all over again.
elorenzo_fml 0
Well, good luck with that. I'm going back to my pool in Miami. :D
HomeAl0ne 20
Take the pizzas out of their boxes and lay them in your lap while you drive. Then you just have to explain the stains on your pants when the customers answer their doors.
persimmon 0
there's people in Alaska?
Sigh907 10
To all who commented on my FML and said YDI, I agree ,but I would like to point out that my car is a '99, an for some reason EVERY part needed to fix this dilemma is OBSOLETE! Also, VERY SICK about the sarah palin crap. She's not from here....she was born in Idaho. She is very stupid. The fact she is associated with my state at all makes me wrecth almost daily. Just because she got famous for being a QUITTER does not mean everyone in this state likes her, in fact a vast Majority of us Alaskans really hate her for making us all look like backwoods rednecks. Alaska was here way before that nitwit ever showed up.
__miopoopla__ 0
I LIVE IN ALASKA!!!!!! it SUX here when it's this cold, and I know exactly how you feel. sorry dude : /
MollyXD124 7
i live in Alaska too, in a small town i like to call Butt **** Nowhere (Homer). i can't wait till i can leave. i like Alaska for it's weather (i like the cold more than the warm), but the places suck.! oh, and i'm sorry about your heater..
AlaskanMusicLovr 0
Homer isn't a butt **** nowhere place, Big Lake is a butt **** nowhere place. And I agree, the places do suck!!
rivka907 0
That was the week it was really cold too!
hiddenriot7 5
time to upgrade the car