Anonymous
United States
Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, my car crapped out in the middle of the road, after over a year of only being able to find short contract jobs, all while juggling the grief of the back to back deaths of my mother and grandfather. FML
MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS
United Kingdom
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
spenmy
United States
Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
Jerry
Such a Jerry thing to do...
Today, I woke up and realized I didn't start a fire last night. I live in Alaska and our winter nights can reach -30 below zero. My fish are dead, my plasma television won't turn on, and the cat has frostbite. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
IGoOutWalking
United States
Drama kings and queens unite!
Today, I was doing some routine maintenance on my car when a radiator connector broke unexpectedly. I realized I'd rather walk 3 miles in freezing temperatures than call my nearest friends for a ride and have to listen to their drama. FML
ThanatosSG9
Today, I took my car into the mechanic to have two tires and battery put in, all new. I later got a call saying they tried to start my car on the dead battery, which sparked and started a fire. It's gonna take two weeks to get the parts and it's minus 30 outside. FML
j
Canada
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Keira McArthur
Today, my car fob died on me when I was going to get donations because my house burnt down two days ago, FML
XmasGrinch
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Have yourself a merry little Xmas
Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML
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Matias_Says_FML 4
Poor pizzas.
GlacierNerd 2
Ouuch. I live in Alaska too (Fairbanks). Not good when the weather's -40! I hope you get it fixed soon haha
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hansbaby 0
why are people suprised we eat pizzas in Alaska? an for all the people saying YDI for living in Alaska **** you, this place is awesome. whever the hell u live suxs. and OP I'm srry that sucks. I live in Anchorage so I feel ya. and just in case there are some incredibly dumb people reading this we do NOT live in igloos!
Blakem159 1
I didn't know they had cars in Alaska
dustin24 0
damn thats shitty looks like there pizza isnt going to be hot when they get it haha and yeah for everyone else i live in anchorage to and i guess only people that live in alaska would understand this because were the only ones to know that we drive cars we live in houses and your able to drive to alaska from the other states just gotta go through canada
shawn1020 0
i used to deliver pizza in a 1990 daihatsu rocky, that the reverse didnt work, it had no air conditioning and no heat.. i used the car for over a year. it was quite a challenge haha.
PurpleBananas11 1
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RebekahBerry 1
As an Alaskan who has had their car heater break, I can truly say I'm sorry!!
itsallmadeup101 0
Haha dang dude that sucks I live in Alaska as well (Kenai peninsula)
ohshizitzrissa 6
The pizza's have insulated bags, for everyone saying that the pizza will be cold. Hopefully you can get your heater fixed ASAP.
bglen21 4
YDI for voting for Palin. If not, sucks.
giggitygoo12 7
Dude that sucks i have been up there and it is cold as a mofo