Anonymous
United States
Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, my car crapped out in the middle of the road, after over a year of only being able to find short contract jobs, all while juggling the grief of the back to back deaths of my mother and grandfather. FML
MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS
United Kingdom
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
spenmy
United States
Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
Jerry
Such a Jerry thing to do...
Today, I woke up and realized I didn't start a fire last night. I live in Alaska and our winter nights can reach -30 below zero. My fish are dead, my plasma television won't turn on, and the cat has frostbite. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
IGoOutWalking
United States
Drama kings and queens unite!
Today, I was doing some routine maintenance on my car when a radiator connector broke unexpectedly. I realized I'd rather walk 3 miles in freezing temperatures than call my nearest friends for a ride and have to listen to their drama. FML
ThanatosSG9
Today, I took my car into the mechanic to have two tires and battery put in, all new. I later got a call saying they tried to start my car on the dead battery, which sparked and started a fire. It's gonna take two weeks to get the parts and it's minus 30 outside. FML
j
Canada
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Keira McArthur
Today, my car fob died on me when I was going to get donations because my house burnt down two days ago, FML
XmasGrinch
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Have yourself a merry little Xmas
Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML
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Matias_Says_FML 4
Poor pizzas.
GlacierNerd 2
Ouuch. I live in Alaska too (Fairbanks). Not good when the weather's -40! I hope you get it fixed soon haha
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Alexweber929 14
I would love to live in alaska, dont get me wrong, I love colorado, but alaska is just a compleatly different world. I remember one year when it got down to -42 down here, ahhhh
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Your car is cold man!
fantasyworld 39
Hope you got the heater fixed and it doesn't happen again.
subscript 15
Sit on the pizzas they'll keep you warm
jojocircus19 16
Welcome to another episode of Alaskan pizza deliverers. Today Johnny is delivering a meat lovers extreme and tragedy struck.
Sumwonyustano 18
Heaters don't go out in a car, the fan is the most likely culprit (unless it's a newer car and you're dealing with a computer issue). Best of luck!
FarFromHome_fml 17
'Finally' implies that you knew for a long time before hand...