j
Canada
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
someone
Mogadore, United States
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS
United Kingdom
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Anonymous
Beep beep
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Shawn Kotris
Dumdum moment
Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML
Jfly25
Today, while on my way to work, I had a tire blowout. I got the car towed and borrowed my mom’s so that I could still get to work. Her car seized and died on the expressway ramp. It’s not in any tow truck’s jurisdiction. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
teebs
San Leandro, United States
Low priority
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
303
Houston, United States
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
broken down and flat broke
Alexandria, United States
Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML
Dumbass Dude
Genius mode
Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML
Top comments
Fx13mz 7
A tow truck towing another tow truck? Towception
itsalanis 25
ironic, isnt it?
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iloveqts 8
Hahah wow that is quite unfortunate.
pickles1994 18
yes it is unfortunate... anything else that's obvious?
BaconDave 12
OP drives a tow truck
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
bananas are yellow.
Garyy_fml 11
My dick is tiny.
iloveqts 8
yo pickles, take your name and shove it up your ass.
aprilmayjune93 0
how ironic
pertained 12
Win- tow truck towing a tow truck.
dre_bro11 12
yo iloveqts, take your head and shove it up your ass
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
Yo Dawg, I heard you like tow-trucks. So I put your tow-truck on a tow-truck, so you can tow while you tow.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
31- He said nothing. He only made the same face as Ash. (In my picture.)
sandi315 0
towtruckception
liquidfireKAN 0
did you guys know that 90% of people use the word "ironic" and "irony" incorrectly?
jayfish7 0
Woah. It's a tow truck inside of a tow truck, it's like Inception 0.o
Emster689 0
Oxymoron! hehe :P
a_nutritionist 10
@84 i think you mean: Yo Dawg, I heard you like tow-trucks. So I put your tow-truck on a tow-truck, so you can be towed by a tow-truck while you tow trucks.
SMJ210 0
Why call a tow truck? How about call a friend to bring a gas can? Or is that too easy?
jeff_chen 0
Nice of u to tell everyone
livin_plur 0
**** your life
YayorNay 8
I'm in.
cBlackout 13
orgy.
Saltime 0
I dibs being on top!
schaflava 0
Ass to mouth!
NastyNinja31 0
C-C-COMBO BREAKERR!!!
itsalanis 25
ironic, isnt it?
HiccupAstrid 1
lol Bo Burnham said something like this in his sing ironic!
LaughterofCorn 4
quite ironic indeed.
cblt2007 0
mmm let's see. you have a gas card. provided by the company. and yet your still to lazy to refill ur tank? YDI!
captainsuperdawg 0
wow, you must be kinda stupid. most places like that have contracts with certain companies, so if there wasn't necessarily a company friendly gas station around, then op would have to pay for the gas himself which would be a lot considering it's a tow truck and canada's gas prices are higher than the usa's
adavis24 0
hey dumbass you don't always have a business card to fill up on! he could own his own towing & recovery business which requires 1 truck and yourself no body else! so **** off before you say shut you don't know about
ccargill61 0
all 3 of you are unnecessarily butthurt
a_nutritionist 10
@55 the cost of putting a bit in the tank to get to another company friendly gas station vs the cost of having your truck towed... gas stations are not that hard to find when you know youre running low. this was just stupidity. any cost incurred for filling the tank would be less than the cost of the tow and lost business.
heylesha 8
that reminds me of starburst. because its like a condradiction.. (or however u spell it)
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Contradiction
Fx13mz 7
A tow truck towing another tow truck? Towception
Fx13mz 7
Funny thing is, I BARELY saw the movie like three hours ago lol.
delaneylove 0
funny thing is, I read this and that is exactly the first thought that came to mind. and I've never seen the movie. haha
C0leTRain01 5
I was gonna say that:(
teentee401 37
I wonder if there are mailman delivering each other's mail.
letsgoflyakite 2
I can just imagine the look on the person driving the other tow truck
heylesha 8
a tow truck, towing a tow truck, thats already towing a tow truck? my head hurts >.
heylesha 8
wrong comment^^
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Must have been like Ash's expression right here.
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
I wander what would happen if that tow truck ran outta gas
heylesha 8
a tow truck, towing a tow truck, thats already towing a tow truck? ny head hurts >.
a_nutritionist 10
the end of life as we know it.
mod3rator 2
Double towception D:
doom2 8
well. I wouldn't really call this an fml.. more just a "whoops, I screwed up" kind of thing,
Lopee069 4
i dont see how this is a fml, so what if you run out of gas,it happens, and who cares a tow truck got towed.
Lopee069 4
just 2 tow trucks
ShyAnn29 15
no it would be 3, the first one that ran out of gas, then the one that came to tow the first one, then the third one