Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, my brother asked if I could babysit his kids tomorrow. I declined, as tomorrow is my birthday and I have plans. This isn't the first time he's forgotten my birthday, and I doubt it'll be the last. FML
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Klima_fml 29
April Fools!!!
MegasaurusRex89 28
Silver lining: No need to buy him a birthday present! Honestly though, your dad's an ass.
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Comments (51)
sarah5745 41
This FML prank by the moderators! I'm laughing my ass off right now XD XD
Lorenzo1102 21
Anyone else sick of FML moderators trolling us
NormaBates 10
It was funny at first, but now that my eyes are bleeding, I don't find it funny at all.
loserman67 36
I was wondering why this FML got published.... Then I looked at today"s date - good job guys
Unicoarn 15
Maybe it's an april fool? If not, then it's really really mean...
nitant 13
Damn you FML for da spelling. Its freaking me out
KrDizzy 16
I take it that you stopped editing FML submissions before posting them. How annoying. I have a hard time understanding some of these...
dunicha 20
Psst....It's April Fool's day.
yuno_gasai_fml 34
This was fun to begin with but now I'm just too tired with the FML trolling, it's just annoying reading all these with this greeaatt English grammar and stuff
anonymous100000 17
it's okay, my father hates me too. join the club.
lifeisstrange84 8
This begs the question, what have you done?
vigoss_fml 4
april fools maybe?