Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, my brother asked if I could babysit his kids tomorrow. I declined, as tomorrow is my birthday and I have plans. This isn't the first time he's forgotten my birthday, and I doubt it'll be the last. FML
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Klima_fml 29
April Fools!!!
MegasaurusRex89 28
Silver lining: No need to buy him a birthday present! Honestly though, your dad's an ass.
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Comments (51)
imapartypooper 15
Gotta love the FML staff and their pranks :)
LaLince 40
nice april fools guys
imbedderdenu 23
well....ever think of why?
teentee401 37
It figures FML would celebrate April Fools.
KwtWaffles 15
show up anyway and be like "suprise motherf***er"
fsomelife 26
That phrasing can backfire pretty badly.
Manic1 13
I was wondering why these FMLs made it here. Happy April Fools everyone! :)
Delsanity 13
No presents to buy ?
heart_aussie_fml 20
I like that you took care of making one FML for each country represented here. April's fools is pranksters' favourite day.
usmc_sean 8
Not enough info, I don't know you so who am I to say you aren't unpleasant? Lol, jk. FYL
tj4234 36
Everyone is saying this is an April Fools joke, but I submitted it :'(
brewmasterg 34
They're not saying that the FML is a joke, just that the grammatical errors in the post are part of the prank the FML staffers are playing on us this year.
tj4234 36
Actually, me saying this was my FML was my joke.