Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm? Just say no.
xxmollyxx 25
You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?
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Comments (95)
Deabells 0
that sucks,can't u say no?
KingDingALing 9
Yeah, because saying "no" to a criminal is the smart thing to say... Unless he wants to get stabbed or shot then he better say yes...
MyDogTastesBad 0
overprotective brother in jail... hmmm
USAF_girl 3
if you have a choice in the matter, then stop your bitching and whining!! grow a pair and say NO! idiot....
kemolegend907 0
so if ur chances r next to zero, it means you have one chance?
PuppiesFTW 5
tell him your boyfriend is gay..... keep the truth a secret though...┌∩┐(◕◡◕)┌∩┐
cowmeleon 2
or negative one
dre_bro11 12
OP, find someone you don't like, tell your brother he's your boyfriend, an if all goes he will be moving straight back in with the cops.
inkdeath87 18
Didn't you read the part about him being in jail?
jjflashpoint 0
Ooh fun
coNsperAZI 4
what does YDI mean?
dre_bro11 12
You Dumb Idiot
nebula748 14
^ 10/10
Mpsteve13 7
die, by my hand, I creep across the land, killing first born men
vincespektor 0
WTF?!
Mpsteve13 7
metallica bitch
Me_iz_a_Bboy 0
Metallica can suck my nuts.
nebula748 14
As much as I like Metallica, unnecessary comment was unnecessary.
RUSH777 0
LOL let me guess, you listen to rap and hip hop, "Bboy"? And you have the nerve to insult Metallica? Let me also guess Rush can suck your s too. oh how I hate my generation for their taste (or lack there of) music.
Naitras 15
how can you compare metallica to rush? rush is sooo bad, they are the Justin bieber of rock
SiriusBlack97 17
Metallica really does suck. Rap, hip hop and 90s grunge is where it's at.
dammitthissucks 0
Rush has influenced many artists, including Metallica. They play an important role in rock history
DjeePee 25
Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm? Just say no.
mariluvs 0
ur picture scared me"/
CaityCatastrophy 0
Isn't that Emilie Autumn?
jmmwng 7
why is ur dp a leg? o_o
Mikuru_101 0
Most definitly Emilie Autumn ^_^
CaityCatastrophy 0
It was of my boot. I messed up my ankle a while back.
smookdog 0
lol wow, why are you so cool?
xxmollyxx 25
You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?
zjrsi 0
Convicts.
_nathalia_ 0
Tell him he has 3 months to find a job and move out. Or deal with you dating or he can find a job and help with rent.
marble180 0
good idea!!!!
CultureChic 14
Oh dear. Can't you turn him down?
daaron 3
thank u girls well other ones are messed up he gets out of jail and wishes he's sister a good life picture it like this you won't be getting dumped they would be
aardvarkish 17
Isn't there some one you can move in with right now?
starfish7 18
At least you will know that anyone who does pursue you (and has to deal with your brother) must really care about you.
dapheronixx3 3
Haha my cousins say that to me to .. oh dear :
sammy92 0
I know the feeling! Iv never been on a date and I'm 18
AmeenWhoElse 0
If thats u in the pic then why have u not yet?
Jizwold 0
I'd get shot to **** her... or anyone else for that matter.
joooeee 3
it's got to be a fake pic. Even if she's a crazy bitch, someone, like the above commenter, would want to **** her.