Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML
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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Top comments
Screwie 25
Throw it out, both brother and comforter.
ilovefall10 21
Exactly why I don't like parties.
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Comments (175)
doglover100 29
Wash it atleast 5 times.
prettylucky 3
now you can say youve had sexual contact with 10 people? upside? hm?
kmld1014 0
Throw it away.. No.. Burn it. Yeah, burn it.
rcgirl2 11
It's time to get a new comforter.
jerva 0
Wow where gloves and wash it eww!
chinagirl3343 8
Kick your brother out
MDTeddy 13
Who the hell has a 60 person party? Also, that many people could ruin your house. A long time ago there was a party and people were going nuts because it wasn't their house for one thing and drinking isn't ever a good thing even if you are doing it to be cool.
outoftown 27
OP, your brother owes you a new comforter. And reimbursement for any other damages or expenses. Evil thoughts you may wish to entertain: Keep this one. Wash as directed above. In a few months, find out if any of those couples is expecting. If so, send the abused comforter as a baby shower present and sign accompanying card with your brother's name. If no babies, give it to your brother as a present, preferably when it will be opened at a suitably embarrassing occasion. And yes, I have brothers, too. ;)
coolbrony12 3
Make soup and boil the water with the sheet in it and tell him it's from his friends.
DeeBoii6 0
Soo good party Er what??