purplehayes60

Chicago, United States 29 years-old

Anonymous 4 June 2009, 20:10 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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ashprove611 27 December 2012, 09:47 Tonawanda, United States

Today, after ranting to my boyfriend about how Pandora bracelets are pointless and cliched and that I'd never spend that kind of money on a tiny charm, he gave me my Christmas present. It was a Pandora bracelet. FML

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