Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Experimentation is good
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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fsomelife 26
At least he was wearing something.
tacojauns 45
Soooooo, Thong, G-string. granny panties what are we talking about here?
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Comments (71)
Nish007 15
did they make his ass look fat?
HylianTwilight 21
Casually bring up or buy medication for crabs and keep it visible in the bathroom. ... Or discuss boundaries. Whichever is coolest.
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP I could care less of the jokes mentioned above, I'd be curious to know how'd he make the mistake in believing those were his. Unless he's in the early stages of cross-dressing.
WeskersSexslave 15
Someones gay ;)
Ray_of_midnight 23
He needs to go buy his own. Seriously, he should just go to the store and buy a 3-pack of panties or something. Nobody will care.
Greg1986 13
Don't be too hard on him. He's probably going through a lot right now. He shouldn't have gotten your underwear, but still he didn't deserve to have his private life, or his privates, publicly displayed against his will.
GingerRoot 13
Creepy brothers are everywhere!
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
Wtf?! this is by far the creepiest fml I've ever read. your bro is a huge weirdo.
Immaslayer 5
time for your brother to come out of the closet
Ghost86 17
Well... hate to say it...but either your bro is a closet case or he's a homosexual... good luck with getting your drawers back?