Today, I noticed my sister's dog was very sick. One trip to the vet's later, the dog was diagnosed with gut problems caused by bad diet, and a life expectancy of about 3 months. I confronted my sister, who admitted she had the dog on the same vegan diet as her, to “save the planet.” Selfish hippie cow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML
Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML
Today, the unhealthiest person I know, weighing in at around 350 pounds told me she was now a vegan. I then told her the Cheese-Itz, as well as the leather boots she was wearing wasn't vegan. She said I was wrong. I'm a nutritionist. FML
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Hangryko 32
While I don't agree with putting pets on a vegan diet (cats cannot survive it), she should have done so under the guidance of her vet and/or registered pet nutritionist. She needs to be charged with animal cruelty and banned from future pet ownership. Thank you for taking the dog to the vet.
RichardPencil 32
We need to get Sarah McLachlan to sing a verse about saving animals from assholes like your sister.
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Hangryko 32
While I don't agree with putting pets on a vegan diet (cats cannot survive it), she should have done so under the guidance of her vet and/or registered pet nutritionist. She needs to be charged with animal cruelty and banned from future pet ownership. Thank you for taking the dog to the vet.
RichardPencil 32
We need to get Sarah McLachlan to sing a verse about saving animals from assholes like your sister.
cpguru24 18
welll .... umm .... hmmmmm .... nope you summed it up perfectly!
bobsanction 18
You need to steal that dog to save its life.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your sister should be thrown in prison for animal cruelty. I despise people who hurt animals, and the fact that this dumbass did it intentionally... UGH.