Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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Comments (606)
PechJackal 7
If anyone told me it was my pets or them.. They would be out of my house in an instant.
dogpup4 23
Best decision really, you could have split up with him afterwards then you'd end up boyfriendless and catless.
Faery_Magic 11
Wow, tough choice. Thank god my boyfriend loves cats.. I'd have had no idea how to choose. Although up til I met him, it would have been the cats.
GoldyLocks619 1
Yeah kitties all the way!!?!
PANDALEGIT 8
You crazy bitch
dirteater93 1
Your a jerk! Of you would pick cats over a person.. Then he deserves better.
mrshr3dalot 11
I see you being a cat lady......
dethkandii 4
You guys saying she should get rid of the cats are pathetic; I hope you never get any pets, because you would probably throw them out on the streets just because your new bf, who will probably dump your dumb, irresponsible, sorry ass within a week, is allergic to it. He needs to man up and get his own ******* house and just not go to her house if its such a big deal. Animals are a responsibilty, OP knows this and is being a responsible pet owner.
KBurns207 17
Lol you don't know if this guy has a house or not stfu lmao
saintsrocksocks 10
Umm cats, duhh.
xBulldogBabex 0
none of you would be saying half of this shit if OP had dogs instead of cats.