Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Today, I threatened my girlfriend me or her cats. She chose the cats. FML
cwl727 33
Just say I choose the cats.
Jessssuhh 17
Man you did the right thing. I'm allergic to cats but I still love them, and I wouldn't be able to date anyone who couldn't handle being around cats, dogs, what have you. Ultimately, every relationship results in a break up or marriage (or both), and if you are a 'cat person' then obviously they are not your 'the one'. It'd be like someone who loves the outdoors dating someone who never left their room. Personality incompatibility.
Thekbking 11
selfish beyond selfish on her part
ThatssJustMe 10
Don't listen to the hate I would go for the cats aswell :)
paolino_fml 18
You're a ******* idiot. Cat lady
kumquatics 5
Today, my girlfriend chose her cats over me, FML
ByeTech 10
There's allergy pills for stuff like that. I understand it's uncomfortable for him but wtf! Those are living beings! **** humans who think their stupid lives are more important than an animal's. It's not.
sorainu 18
You're an idiot if he was around longer. If he came after the cats. The. F him.
jared76_fml 11
Wow you heartless sob