Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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aksteve 4
And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?
Rexx 0
how does that even work out?
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Comments (201)
perdix 31
If you ASSUMED your boyfriend was "a bit" older than you, and he turns out to be much older, what does that tell you about your assumptions about sex with older men? Look at the word "assume" -- when you assume, U like it up the ASS and I hope you'll get around to ME.
crazyderrub 0
Did any of you think that maybe he had his child in his teens?
vmimo 0
Why is this on Fml... No one cares. You chose to date an older guy obviously.
flyintonite 0
#66 Look lady/guy I'm bad at math don't say my opinion is hereby invalidated simply b/c of my mathmatical skills. It's a simple mistake I didn't catch. My point remains valid :)
flyintonite 0
one more thing it was 22 plus 16
bmwooden15 0
#6 ownage...
flyintonite 0
the youngest person to give birth was 5... fun fact... and frankly really gross.
hawkloverr 0
thats impossible.
flyintonite 0
http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/5-year-old-gives-birth-youngest-mother-history
Hexefrau 5
BUT- that being said, OP seems young and immature, and a bit egocentric. Personally, when I date someone past 1 or 2 dates, I ask them questions regarding kids, etc. I like to know those types of things so I can choose how to progress (rather, I was able to choose in the past. I got married on Halloween, so it's a bit of a moot point for me now)
Emperor_Jim 0
YDI for dating a guy that older than you. I mean, do you actually see this going anywhere? Do you want to be still young and dating a guy on Social Security? The way I see it, there's two possibilities: 1. You haven't considered the many, many negative aspects of dating such an older guy, in which case you're immature, or 2. You're not expecting this to last long, meaning you're probably just a golddigger. Hopefully the daughter realizes what you're up to. Again, YDI.
mae18_fml 0
a BIT older ? !