Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
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Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
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aksteve 4
And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?
Rexx 0
how does that even work out?
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Comments (201)
Liveurlife123 0
umm that would be awkward.......
Smarties49 0
thats......disgusting o.e
buzziiee 2
now there is gunna be an fml saying: today my dad introduced me to his girlfriend.... she's a year younger than me FML
Puer_in_urbe 5
Pretty sure there's already one like it.
bluemoongirl 4
is he Hugh heff???
Puer_in_urbe 5
You people fail at English. By "a bit older", she's not describing her boyfriend's age in relation to her's. An "older man" is a man around his fifties or sixties. By "a bit older", she's saying that his age is somewhere around there, like in his forties. Is that so hard to understand?
marylandfan003 1
What a creeper he is
NightlyChecker 6
Imagine how his daughter felt. F her life.
decid 2
from that girl: Today, my dad introduced me to his new girlfriend, she is a year younger than me. FML. lol
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I don't know how OP deserves this. Yeah, she was dating an older man, but that doesn't mean she deserves to suddenly find out that he has a daughter older than she is. This doesn't make her a gold digger or any of the other bad things she's been called. But I do hope she dumped her boyfriend because that's just awkward.
tifani322 13
How much older is a "bit" ?