Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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aksteve 4
And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?
Rexx 0
how does that even work out?
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redshortsx 0
how old are you? and how old is your bf?
dandified 0
Admittedly, most young women who go for older men are either golddiggers or girls with daddy issues. With that being said, I've never been attracted to guys my own age - they're immature, silly little boys on the whole. I am neither an airhead or a *****.
WTFC 0
You say hes a bit older than you, so, lets say that you're 20 and he's 25. Now, he has a daughter one year older than you, so subtract your age from his, (20-25=5) so your BF lost his virginity at about the age of 5...
omgitsmatt 0
Now i might have a 40 in Geometry, but doesn't 20-25=-5? To make yourself sound somewhat smart (@#125) you should have reversed the numbers.
CloudEnvy 17
Interesting definition of "a bit".
Taravampire 0
is he like three times your age?
youfools 0
Even if the guy was 12 or 13 when he had the kid, it would be hard not to notice that someone's more than a decade older than you. Unless you were >70.
linzilady 0
And he's "a bit older" you say?
LivinNZ 0
How much do you think 'a bit' is, sweets? That sounds like... A LOT
bugmenotmofo 34
agree! @OP: You absolutely deserve it, already for not giving a thought about a situation like this when dating with men who could be your own father.
seamus87 4
yep, gold digger. i cant imagine a woman going for a man her dads age based on his personality/looks etc. forgive the generalization, but lets get real here...