Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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aksteve 4
And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?
Rexx 0
how does that even work out?
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Comments (201)
qwertyone 0
Wait, you described your boyfriend as someone "who's a bit older." If his daughter is older than you...that's waaaay more than "a bit older." By the way #6 wins.
grinchgirl 0
I am 40, my son is 25, so according to this, I could date someone who is 24 Let me just say EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boddmon 0
you had your son when you were 15?
Peroxide 3
LOL
hawkloverr 0
i'm 21 and my boyfriends 35. i hooked up with a 37 year old when i was 20. thats basically the same thing as a 40 year old and a 24 year old...they didnt seem to think it was "eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww" .....
DarthRant 0
Well, that says it all right there, doesn't it hawkloverr? Yes, indeed, we all know young women like you. Easily impressed and deluded by your own imagined maturity. You're proud of hooking up with a 37 year-old when you were 20? What's the matter? No one your own age interested in you? And of course these older men aren't complaining about ******* some young airhead half their age. My God, are you really that dense? Your life as a pincushion for older men sounds like it suits you.
mommy2cassidy 18
My fiance is 41 and I am 25. I don't care what people think about the age difference. It's not YOUR life so why would you care?
yakturk43 0
YDI for being a golddigging *****
turdburgers 0
Maybe it works for some people, but I think this is creepy as hell. As a college senior, I feel like a perv for noticing a hot freshman.
jailbot 7
Clearly by "a bit older" you mean someone like 20 years older than you. Gross.
Tomaino 3
I don't think the age difference is so terrible. My dad is 48. I'm 23. His girlfriend is three weeks older than me. But I like her just fine. As long as they're happy and she isn't just pretending to want to be with him (and I've seen him with enough women to know when that's the case) for whatever reason, then I support it. In fact, she's my favorite of his relationships so far, including my mom, who I love, but who was a terrible partner for my dad.
beach_love32 0
my boyfriend is 10 years older than me. you can say i'm a golddigger if it was true, he's a marine and i make more than he does. he has three kids and his oldest is 8 years younger than i am. its not a horrible thing but nonetheless i was shocked when he told me. age really is just a number unless its like 20+ years then its kinda creepy....sorry
xKoga 0
YDI for dating someone old enough to be your father. Liking older men is fine, but that is kind of over the top.
thesadpiggy 0
i don't think he's a "bit" older than you...
warrenpeace 0
Just your average Georgia hillbilly!