Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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LexaDear 0
tell them that they're not real parents if they don't support his decisions.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Well since they don't believe in real relationships...bang the dad. Maybe you're just the son's sperm bank. >.>
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Comments (83)
Dblock26 0
littlemisschaos u r too fine
Jimboom 12
Get pregnant via your boyfriend.. that will show his parents! :-P
joseph4242423 0
Well of course... It is a womans job to be a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And she can hire a cook and a maid!
ifinishlast 0
that way if you're pregnant, his parents can't sat you're not a real mom
SadinSherman 16
well could say oh it can be his baby she sleeps around with others
HappyPickles 11
So why do his parents say you are "not a real girlfriend"? Do they think you are refusing him sex?
Rise_Up_fml 3
Time to step your shit up sounds like.
perdix 31
How can his parents be so stupid? It clearly states "Female Real Doll 2" on the package the OP came in! The word "Real" is right there. While this model has great features like an electrically-heated ******, the people at Realdoll probably are going to want to take out the ability to complain to FML in future versions.
fanatic2232 5
You are my all-time favorite person.
runo 2
ur tomboy?
Btreasure 8
wow. i've never heard of fake girlfriends. sooo are you like made out of chocolate. orrr are you a blow up doll??
flzxoxo 0
maybe the patents hate u! did u do something to them?!
eatitbastard 0
maybe they know your a lesbian
Shadow_Phantom 26
My god... the amount of stupid comments on this post is absurd. FYL OP.