Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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Top comments
LexaDear 0
tell them that they're not real parents if they don't support his decisions.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Well since they don't believe in real relationships...bang the dad. Maybe you're just the son's sperm bank. >.>
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Comments (83)
ninjaraptorjesus 0
u should make it a real relationship if u know wat I mean. ;)
slimwong 0
it hurts nothing if you just complain here, go for you BF, check what the hell he is thiking ! I don't think a mommy's good boy could worth your rest of life!
JustJess666 0
well i have a few options for why you're not a real girlfriend. a. you date over the Internet b. you date over the phone c. you date over a video game d. you are a crazy psycho obsessed with their son e. your a man there they are.
vogysgirl 0
um WTF did all that mean? what's him going to the beach got to do with the rest of your "fake" rant? stupid!!!!
metalmusic 0
They tried to hook him up with girls from the beach.
psyx 0
Perhaps you should try to be a better girlfriend or get a new guy. If they're going to the beach to get a girl for their son, maybe you're not attractive enough.
Einthe 0
What show?
LordHellFire 2
Whenever the parents try to get random girls to go out with your boyfriend, tell the same girls that the father is also available.
Maxaddicted 3
So a random girl from the beach agreeing to hook up with their son is more REAL then Op who has probably been with her boyfriend for a while considering their going to the beach all together? I would have been like, "Fine. We can make it a real relationship." And then start ******* him right there in the sand. Then again, that probably wouldn't help anybody's reputation...
Blahblah9921 4
what the hell ! thts messed up
Hildy93 21
FWB?