Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I gave my kid some Pop Rocks. He shoveled a handful in his mouth, then screamed when they started popping and spat them all over the carpet. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world
starbucks14 0
I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. ♥
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Mataclysm 0
The more you know?
theice 0
I get fustrated after 30
b182link 0
it took me 734!!
chelzy 0
haha!!! it only took me 637!!! I win!!!
flakes_fml 0
Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. MLIA
myfruitloop 0
took me only 600 even... likea boss
lemlikesrainbows 0
I guess it depends on how much syliva is in your mouth! ^_~
EmreArslan 11
Saliva? Sylvia is a chick? :P
MexicanTexasQtt 9
If I could like this more than once I would! I love MLIA!
Llama_Face89 34
390- or a car. Incidentally it only took me 3.
starbucks14 0
I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. ♥
TxCountryBeauty 10
Yea I've always wondered but I never had the patience.
KitchKraft 21
It is a deed that only you were brave enough to accomplish.
fufubunny 0
LOL!!! someone had to do it!!
kittydidit 0
YES! That's awesome!!! lol
KMtheDrummer 6
NOW WE KNOW!
stargazur 9
I NEED to test this out now XD
offensivebias 0
Is your tongue bloody?
EGORAPTOR 7
like on smosh lol
DomiLove 26
I actually watched a video where a guy tried that, after about 150 his tongue started bleeding really bad.
lifewithsarah 0
AHAHHAHA! that's amazing! :)
panicked 0
You're my hero.
xO_starstruck_xO 0
was it atleast rasberry?!
Curtieeeez 0
WIN.
omgitsseejay 0
knowledge is power!
uberkrissy 0
That's what the internet is for. And age doen't matter, you're still lame.
panda4life 0
what if he's the first to do this? so internet doesn't help on that. and if ur 3 that's great if ur 80 that's amazing cuz u didn't forget after 18 licks.
kims0706 10
At least he's not an asshole like you
rougeunicorn03 17
Lol BURN