Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, and for the past week, my boyfriend joined me on my walks. He's recently gotten into photography and is now intent on tracking down a rare bird that he never sees but always hears. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's the sound of my thighs rubbing together. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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Top comments
Lou_Briccant 0
I love all the people telling her to lose weight and she deserve it because she's fat. Really? Is it me, or does it seem that we're going back into the 50s where women are being treated lesser than men? ******' people man, need to grow up.
RomanianLover 0
Wow, That's all I can think to say. Guys like that aren't worth it.
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rae_fml 0
#25 ... I hope that was a joke. If not, you need to wake up and and check out a calendar, 'cause it's the 21st Century; so make a sandwich and start folding your laundry.
suyci 0
thinking of the fact that men and woman are supposed to BE ALIKE, doenst mean woman dont have to fold loundry anymore. its the fact that men can ALSO do it. woman just overreact by now trying to take total control and ''showing'' that they can do the same as men, noone needs that proof, it has been prooven. so be alike, and BOTH fold the loundry
kayykatastrophii 0
I wonder if any of the insulting people realize that even VERY skinny girls can have cellulite on your thighs, arms, legs, etc. Just because she has it doesn't mean she's fat. MOST people have it. Besides, guys need to learn to realize that women are very pressured by the world to look "perfect". Our self-esteem can pretty easily be hurt.
RebeccaRFT 18
And men are pressured to be successful, out of the house before age 20, a family man, clean-shaven, and muscled. All the hot guys in the movies are always thin, muscled frat/college guys without beards who party on the weekends and have great paying jobs. If the man doesn't have a job, he is a loser. If he has a long/bushy beard, he either homeless are the gross slob. But men don't get to complain about it because 'men always pressure women to be perfect' as if all men think women are a size 2 with perfect skin/hair and personality. Look, women aren't nearly as pressured as everyone seems to think anymore. They pressure themselves because they want the hot guy in the movies to want them
deedee124 0
i'm sorry i had to laugh at this one only b/c it sounds like something i would get told! i hate my legs! i despise wearing shorts even in summertime and i live in louisiana so thts almost the whole year! guys needa come outta their minds of wanting perfect modelsque bods on chicks. they need to learn that our curves are way better than skin and bones! we are so much more comfy to lay on lol!!
Fnukk 0
maybe your boyfriend is a douche, but I think that more probably he is really cool. He doesn't mind your weight, he might actually think good of it. and as #40 says, curvy ladies are much more comfy! ( I am a guy BTW)
christopherlove 0
How is it the guy's fault that you're so insecure?
BlaisOf_Fire91 0
Well everyones legs ripple. My cousins' do, and she barely weighs 90 lbs. Only reason I put your life is ****** is because your boyfriend is watching your thighs instead of the road. Dumbass.
jcack 0
Flesh ripples. Get over it. I'm tiny as shit and I can make my thighs do that.
pdadancer 0
Everyone has fat on their thighs! Don't take it offensively.
chelsey24 0
woww thats mean. FYL indeed.