Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
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SpaceMannn 0
hey at least it wasn't your favorite love song and you were dramtically holding a microphone.
perdix 31
Good thing your favorite instrument isn't the ShakeWeight™.
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Comments (52)
alaskan420 0
first comment.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
congratulations
ButterflyLadyBug 14
congratulations
Honesty4U 0
Not an FML. We're all guilty of air band-ing to our favorite songs! So what if you got caught?
10_4Franky 0
You make sure you're Alone before you rock out no FML, just embarrassing.
divastar139 0
2nd comment. its not an fml really. Its just funny.
NavyAvi 0
I don't think this is an FML, in fact I find that awesome lol
AlexisSilver 10
that's not an fml... it's not that bad! I would wave and smile and keep doing it.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
now how is this an fml?? because we all do this. u must not like being laughed at.
SpaceMannn 0
hey at least it wasn't your favorite love song and you were dramtically holding a microphone.
cantfightfate 0
that may be embarressing but probably not an fml. Points for making her parents laugh. they probably like you now.
Tasanasanta 0
If it were his favorite love song then he would also be crying.
Pastor_Rich 0
they were bouncing? are they a family of balls
myschyveus 0
That's not a bad thing at all. it's actually a nice ice breaker if you use it right.
deewekoms 0
how is this an fml? get over it.
perdix 31
Good thing your favorite instrument isn't the ShakeWeight™.
cantfightfate 0
hahahahaha!!!
Schizomaniac 24
Lawlz @ perdix
123zc1 3
it's okay OP, I do it too.