Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready." He then looked at me and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I realized that whether it takes me 3 minutes or 3 hours to get ready, my husband always has the same reaction, “Uh… yeah babe, you look fine.” Thanks for the confidence boost babe. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
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Top comments
oohlalaaliya 0
Well that wasn't very nice of your boyfriend OP. I know plenty of girls who look fine without makeup, myself not included. But you should go on and do what makes you comfortable! Don't listen to him.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe he simply means that you should make more of an effort for nights out and stuff? However if he thinks that generally, then he's not with you for your looks, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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Comments (115)
killabee 0
He was probably just annoyed with you for interrupting and contradicting him. Its understandably grating, especially when he wasn't even talking to you.
killabee 0
He was idly chatting about how girls take a long time to get ready, not suggesting they take away womens suffrage or anything, not really a great insult to the female gender. Its just annoying when some pisser has to butt in and say "nuh uh!" while your trying to talk.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
I have to agree with you, 28.. he wasn't talking to her! But on the other hand, what he said to her was extremely rude also; that's his girlfriend! Maybe that's why they're together, because they're both rude ass holes? :)
kimshoo 0
why is your tongue so bumpy on the sides- that is crazy!
TashaLenaKitty 0
Wow,what a jackass I'm sorry OP
transcedental 18
******* asshole
xDangerous86 0
Aww, im sorry. Don't listen to him, I bet you're beautiful!
rosered 0
I'm with
WhyTheFace4 0
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ellephaba101 0
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zah_ali 3
strip club
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
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xxjoseph1543xx 0
In the
omgtacos 0
closet
emilyk123 0
wow you should dump him. hes a jerk
1frostedcupcake 0
BURNNNNNN!!!!! :D
rosered 0
13 damn my comment was cut off
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lmfao, damn I
amberrenae 0
Everyones beautiful. (:
ComMed1 0
that is something ugly people say
amberrenae 0
It's what's on the inside that counts. I take a sweet not as attractive on the outside guy, over a hot douchebag. But that's just IMO.
amberrenae 0
Oh and atleast I have a picture. ._.
omgtacos 0
according to your picture you would rather take girls right?
amberrenae 0
No. That is my bestfriend, we were kidding around and I have a BOYfriend. Thank you very much.