Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready." He then looked at me and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I realized that whether it takes me 3 minutes or 3 hours to get ready, my husband always has the same reaction, “Uh… yeah babe, you look fine.” Thanks for the confidence boost babe. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend accounts for my being late all the time whenever we go out. For example, he will ask me to be ready by 7, knowing I don't actually need to be ready until 7:45. He was so good at it that it's taken me 6 months of dating to notice. Am I insulted or impressed, I don't know. FML
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Top comments
oohlalaaliya 0
Well that wasn't very nice of your boyfriend OP. I know plenty of girls who look fine without makeup, myself not included. But you should go on and do what makes you comfortable! Don't listen to him.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe he simply means that you should make more of an effort for nights out and stuff? However if he thinks that generally, then he's not with you for your looks, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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And_Jelly 0
I modded this :D
blahzz 4
To which your reply would be "And maybe I should kick you in the balls" Promptly following a good kick in the nutsack.
dianaalove 0
wow, smh. if your own boyfriend confesses to you, you should spend more time getting ready, dang..
thepsychobilly 0
I think that may be a little bit of a hint that you may need to take more time on yourself..
redrovaa 0
Noo, really?
tomfelton66 2
18 is a hottie!
nerdsgetmehot 23
OP, some guys actually prefer girls who don't wear a ton of make-up or spend tons of time doing their hair. If your boyfriend doesn't like you for who you are, there are other guys out there who probably will appreciate you.
storm3_sasuke 0
ouch!!!
emo_devon 11
What the hell.....that's so mean of him. He sounds like a superficial asshole. I bet you're already pretty without sepnding all that time on your appearance.
aimeej 0
marry me.
Goaliefriend 5
wow who cares I never take more than 1 hour on anything I am a girl to......
dynky 3
I don't understand those girls who take forever getting ready. If you're going somewhere fancy, it takes 10 minutes to throw on a dress and run a comb through your hair. Anything further is just unnecessary.